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1. While out walking on the hillside, you see a man enjoying a spot of intercourse with a sheep, you are obviously somewhat shocked, but how do you react?
(a) Use the nearest phone and call the police
(b) Confront the man yourself either physically or verbally
(c) Ignore the scene and think ‘nice’ thoughts
(d) Watch with a mixture of astonishment and voyuerism before walking away
(e) Wait for the ‘money shot’ and ask him how he feels?
(f) None of the above
2. While holidaying abroad you realise your bag/wallet has been stolen by a person of the same gender and physical size, who is running away, do you...
(a) Shit your pants and cry
(b) Scream for help
(c) Accept the situation and find the nearest police station
(d) Instinctly give chase without fear but give up after a few minutes
(e) Run until the offender is caught and beaten to a pulp
(f) None of the above (create your own answer)
3. While parking your vehicle, you accidently hit another car causing it minor damage, do you...
(a) Make an effort to find the owner or leave a note on their car with your details
(b) Look around for potential witnesses and decide based on that
(c) Act like nothing happened and continue about your business
(d) Cover your face and drive away at speed
(e) None of the above (create your own answer)
4. After using the bathroom in a house other than your own, with several guests present, you realise that the toilet is blocked, either from too much toilet paper or the large deposit you have made, the toilet is blocked do you...
(a) Attempt to unblock it with the toilet brush requiring several more flushes
(b) Remove the contents, however disgusting, and try to hide the mess
(c) Panic and repeatedly flush the toilet until water, paper and deposits flood the floor
(d) Wash your hands, quietly see the owner and embarrassingly confess
(e) Slip out quietly, avoiding witnesses and act surprised when the situation becomes public
(f) None of the above (create your own answer)
5. Your off on a date with a beauty but a nasty spot (zit) has ruined an otherwise charming face, do you...
(a) Pay no attention to it and continue as normal
(b) Put a bit of make up or cream on it to reduce its visual nastiness
(c) Realise it will ruin your night and attempt to kill it off with some power squeezing
(d) Have a complete confidence crisis and cancel the date, using a credible excuse to re-arrange the date for a better day
(e) Be happy in the knowledge that the spot will be obvious enough to take the focus away from the hundred other smaller ones
(f) None of the above (create your own answer)
6. Your off to a nudist beach while overseas although your worried about your / (your boyfriend is worried) penis, it might be too small and you might not be able to control it getting bigger, what do you do?
(a) Make some adjustments with strong mind control, let it rise to satisfy your ego before it gets too obvious in its erection and think of Margaret Thacther when it becomes a ‘sticking point’
(b) Use conviently placed objects to hide it until you feel it is under control
(c) Reject the original idea on the basis of utter embarrassment
(d) Sit a few metres from the sea, at sprinting distance for those uncontrolable moments
(e) Think nothing of it and go along with your plan to experience public nudity, regardless of walking around in public with a fairly obvious hard on
(f) None of the above (create your own answer)
7. You notice a flash businessman has dropped 10,000kr in a queue, do you...
(a) Immediatly tap him on the shoulder and point out his mistake
(b) Look around for other witnesses and decide on that fact
(c) Quickly put your foot over the money before ‘tying your sholelace’
(d) Pick it up, put it in your pocket and give potential witnessess the evil eye
(e) None of the above (create your own answer)
8. When the occassion arises that you need to fart in public, do you...
(a) Have the ability to ‘hold it in’ without much bother?
(b) Have the potential ability to ‘hold it in’ but need to squeeze your bum cheeks together and your legs crossed, while your face becomes strained and pressurised?
(c) Fail to have such power but try to reduce it’s damage in terms of noise, by letting it ‘out gently’
(d) Time it’s arrival with a loud coughing fit
(e) Time it’s arrival with as many victims as possible
(f) None of the above (create your own answer)